What is a Metallurgist??

A pseudo scientist, who uses undetermined suppositions,
inexpressible hypotheses; which are based on unreliable
information, uncertain quantities, and incomplete data;
derived from non-reproducible experiments and incomplete
investigations; using equipment and instruments of
questionable accuracy, insufficient resolution, and
inadequate sensitivity, to arrive at timid, tentative, cloudy,
abtruse, and non-committed conclusions prefaced by the
phrase: -
“IT DEPENDS……….”